My nominations for slaver dude's near future: 1) fried to a golden crisp,  2) Cajun, or 3) burnt the fuck up. If this show has taught us anything, it's that things never end well for men who treat Dany badly.

I've got good intel that she'll be helping Dany bathe and all that.  Good intel being interchangeable with wishful thinking, of course.

Best scene so far this season, hands down.

That's no baby, that's eyeball-head alien's lunch.

I'm totally gonna unwatch that shit right now.  Watch THIS shit!

Godzilla vs. Mechagodzilla got nothin' on Queef Monster vs. Smoke Monster.

Hold the arrest, go heavy on the taser.

I was so pissed about that ad after it first popped up on me, I actually thought about not watching the show in protest.  But, yeah, that was a wasted thought.

Glenn's gotta go.  In the first season, his ability to get in and out of tight spots unscathed was essential to the group's survival.  These days, he's just a lovesick whiner.

I knew as soon as Merle cut the wires off Michonne, AND gave her the blade to boot, he was done for.  No Good Deed Goes Unpunished could be an alterate title for this show.

So they'll be confiscating my beef jerky now, is that right?

"The Last Tin of Flapjacks" - I'd watch that movie.

Is this another euphemism for the breasts on that lady friend of yours?

Or, as the more pessimistic sage would put it, you have lost and gained nothing…

They DID shoot the hell out of that little wooden footbridge Rick was running across though.  Yeah, little wooden footbridge, now what's up?

Definitely a great idea.  Also, they ruined it for the zombies too, what with all the bullets they loaded into his body.  Good luck chewing that mess…

I didn't figure Axel stood a chance with Carol after Daryl's return.  I mean, just look at him.  Still, it was a shock to see Axel not only catch one in the head like that but serve as Carol's bullet-proof body shield. It's like the show writer's really had it in for that guy.  Even post-apocalypse, it seems convicted…

Say, whatever happened to Shaggy anyway?

Well, you know what they say, once you go 1/2 white and 1/2 black, you know, that's where you're at.

I like you, Gentle Herpes.  I like you a lot.