M. stands for mediocre, after all.

Sure beats Chris' Crack Rock Show.

word up

Definitely should not be a vodka flavor.  They were trying to give away samples of the stuff in a nearby liquor store a few months back.  I was one of a few people who took a swig.  Magnolia-sized regret on that one.

I came here early but nothing new was posted at the time.  I proceeded to go ahead and get a bunch of stuff done over the last few hours, which is rather disappointing.

For the record, she didn't youth well either.

For the record, she didn't youth well either.

Yo, money, that shit was weeeeeeeeeak.

Yo, money, that shit was weeeeeeeeeak.

"Scat Conflagration"

"Scat Conflagration"

Mo' time, mo' titties.

Mo' time, mo' titties.

Sounds all well and good but surely we could do without the caramel.

Sounds all well and good but surely we could do without the caramel.

Just a sad ass fuckin state of affairs all the way around.  20+ dead, the majority of whom are young children, due to more gun violence, and all just days before Christmas, a day that would have likely been the biggest day of the year for the little ones.  Just fucking awful.  Bummed the fuck out indeed.  Words fail…

Just a sad ass fuckin state of affairs all the way around.  20+ dead, the majority of whom are young children, due to more gun violence, and all just days before Christmas, a day that would have likely been the biggest day of the year for the little ones.  Just fucking awful.  Bummed the fuck out indeed.  Words fail…

Arrgh, I feel a seizure coming on!

Arrgh, I feel a seizure coming on!

I just came up in here to comment while we can, to say thank YOU, Dan, for just about the best weekly column I could ask for.