I just came up in here to comment while we can, to say thank YOU, Dan, for just about the best weekly column I could ask for.

Playing zombies, that's where it's at.  Or so I'm told.

Playing zombies, that's where it's at.  Or so I'm told.

Reeeeeeally?

Reeeeeeally?

Mr. Show was must see TV for me back in the day.  If these guys can get a sketch comedy show going again after all these years, I'd wholeheartedly endorse that.

Mr. Show was must see TV for me back in the day.  If these guys can get a sketch comedy show going again after all these years, I'd wholeheartedly endorse that.

As a black man, I was sad to see T-Dog get group-munched on like a giant burrito at the state fair but when it became obvious the good convict would take his place as the new resident black man I was all, like, dyn-o-mite!

As a black man, I was sad to see T-Dog get group-munched on like a giant burrito at the state fair but when it became obvious the good convict would take his place as the new resident black man I was all, like, dyn-o-mite!

Pinheads are in!  Ushers, not so much.

Pinheads are in!  Ushers, not so much.

Cracking me up.  Should I just leave some change in the cup here or what?

Cracking me up.  Should I just leave some change in the cup here or what?

Been a guilty pleasure for a couple seasons. Now I can maybe even watch a whole episode and not have to lie about it afterwards.

Been a guilty pleasure for a couple seasons. Now I can maybe even watch a whole episode and not have to lie about it afterwards.

Shit!  How'd you guys get so smart?  I mean, damn.  Out here on the 'net dispensin' all this knowledge for free.  Da fuck?

Shit!  How'd you guys get so smart?  I mean, damn.  Out here on the 'net dispensin' all this knowledge for free.  Da fuck?

But ass-less leather chaps would be even better.  Basically saying, yeah, I put these on intentionally so you can watch my ass when I turn around and walk away.  Talk about horror!

But ass-less leather chaps would be even better.  Basically saying, yeah, I put these on intentionally so you can watch my ass when I turn around and walk away.  Talk about horror!

C'mon, a little reckless speculation never hurt anyone.  Or so I've heard.