This shit is still on?

Wow.  I mean, I got nothin'.

Wow.  I mean, I got nothin'.

It actually depends.  I don't know about other jurisdictions, but in the 1 I practice judges can be present at their discretion.

It actually depends.  I don't know about other jurisdictions, but in the 1 I practice judges can be present at their discretion.

What do you get when you cross Andy Dick with a shed?  Eh, never mind.

What do you get when you cross Andy Dick with a shed?  Eh, never mind.

Pre-natal beauty pageants, ala Mr. Show.

Pre-natal beauty pageants, ala Mr. Show.

It's easy to fake.  Just line up an open bottle of Évian to the nape of your neck and, ever so gently, pour it down your backside.  Not only will you have a nice line of apparent ass sweat going on, you'll also have a sweaty looking back.  What more could you ask for?  Don't forget to thank me in your Oscar acceptance…

It's easy to fake.  Just line up an open bottle of Évian to the nape of your neck and, ever so gently, pour it down your backside.  Not only will you have a nice line of apparent ass sweat going on, you'll also have a sweaty looking back.  What more could you ask for?  Don't forget to thank me in your Oscar acceptance…

Otembo is actually my middle name but if I were to choose an anonymous username, it'd be Yesterday's Sausage.  Yesterday's sausage doing anything just sounds better.

Otembo is actually my middle name but if I were to choose an anonymous username, it'd be Yesterday's Sausage.  Yesterday's sausage doing anything just sounds better.

No, no.  That would suggest putting something off limits and once you suggest that here on A.V. Club, it definitely won't be off limits.  Exhibit A:  See the discussion you've generated about fat jokes and whether they belong here.

No, no.  That would suggest putting something off limits and once you suggest that here on A.V. Club, it definitely won't be off limits.  Exhibit A:  See the discussion you've generated about fat jokes and whether they belong here.

Well, let's just say he's no T.J. Hooker.  I mean, what would you have, a Hooker or a Miller?  You decide.

Well, let's just say he's no T.J. Hooker.  I mean, what would you have, a Hooker or a Miller?  You decide.

My computer and I thank you for having the good sense and decency to post this far enough down the page so as to allow me to finish by lunch beverage before reading it.

My computer and I thank you for having the good sense and decency to post this far enough down the page so as to allow me to finish by lunch beverage before reading it.

This is true.