This is true.

Willllllsonnnn!!!

Willllllsonnnn!!!

Yes!  Same here on a few occasions, except as my luck would have it, by the time I got my horny little paws on 'em they were so weathered I could only open 1 or 2 pages without shredding them. Kids these days don't know how good they have it.

Yes!  Same here on a few occasions, except as my luck would have it, by the time I got my horny little paws on 'em they were so weathered I could only open 1 or 2 pages without shredding them. Kids these days don't know how good they have it.

In the not so distant future, MTV will debut a new show and call it "Fuck Yeah, MTV Rocks!".  It'll air on Saturday mornings between 10 and 11am.  It'll be groundbreaking.  It'll be all the rage. They'll be credited with having given metal a platform when no one else did.  They'll be heroes.  Amen.

In the not so distant future, MTV will debut a new show and call it "Fuck Yeah, MTV Rocks!".  It'll air on Saturday mornings between 10 and 11am.  It'll be groundbreaking.  It'll be all the rage. They'll be credited with having given metal a platform when no one else did.  They'll be heroes.  Amen.

Of course, that would make sense.  But I can explain.  In 1987, I was 14-15 and completely clueless about sex toys.  TMI?  Good.  My work is done here.

Of course, that would make sense.  But I can explain.  In 1987, I was 14-15 and completely clueless about sex toys.  TMI?  Good.  My work is done here.

Interesting.  I shall store this information in my mental rolodex in hopes of being able to quickly recall it when needed for a jeopardy question.  Thank you.

Interesting.  I shall store this information in my mental rolodex in hopes of being able to quickly recall it when needed for a jeopardy question.  Thank you.

Hmmm.  "Stimulating g-spots since 1887."  I'll buy that.

Hmmm.  "Stimulating g-spots since 1887."  I'll buy that.

Did vibrators exist in 1987?  Just curious.

Did vibrators exist in 1987?  Just curious.

Just imagine R Kelly's "Bump N' Grind" playing during this scene.  Oh, on second thought…

Just imagine R Kelly's "Bump N' Grind" playing during this scene.  Oh, on second thought…

300 Shades of Gay could also work

300 Shades of Gay could also work

Yeah, and then I actually read the last sentence of the article and realized that O'Neal had already displayed his superior ninja prowess.  Damn you, sensei.  Damn you.