Yeah, and then I actually read the last sentence of the article and realized that O'Neal had already displayed his superior ninja prowess.  Damn you, sensei.  Damn you.

299?

299?

It's clearly a reference to Spock's foray into interracial dating.  I'm so offended.

It's clearly a reference to Spock's foray into interracial dating.  I'm so offended.

I bet she does.  She's the worst kind of douche.

I bet she does.  She's the worst kind of douche.

He's premium fresh-squeezed douche.  Not that bullshit from concentrate so it can sit on the shelves for 4 weeks douche.

He's premium fresh-squeezed douche.  Not that bullshit from concentrate so it can sit on the shelves for 4 weeks douche.

Whut whut WHUT!

Whut whut WHUT!

Scary little suckas.  Serves 'em right.

Scary little suckas.  Serves 'em right.

Awe shucks…

Awe shucks…

I'm down with smarty pants!  No, seriously folks, it's because I'm black and you know how we're all like cyborgs n' shit.  So, yeah, Barack Obama, baby!

I'm down with smarty pants!  No, seriously folks, it's because I'm black and you know how we're all like cyborgs n' shit.  So, yeah, Barack Obama, baby!

I guess I need to add something here?

I guess I need to add something here?

Oh oh! I got this! Willem Defoe as some dumb guy suffering a public penis hanging with a Varys look alike looking on?