So, let me get this straight: It's derivative, "overstuffed", too long, Depp plays Tonto as a "mentally ill" "weirdo" and the whole premise misses it's goal of trying to "subvert" Western movie icons? Then how does it rate a B- ?

You had me until "unsteady handheld shots". It's called a fucking tripod, filmmakers. Google it.

Excuse me, Mr Sandler, but shouldn't you be talking like a baby and plinking out your comments using a dumb song?

Product placement in movies is out of control. Would this movie have been any less valid if they just made up a tech company name? Assuming it's valid at all, of course. So, Google wrote a check and got 119 minutes of commercial time. Yaay!

"Ingmar Bergman is Walt Disney next to Alan Clarke when he's going full throttle." Ironically, this is the plot for "Fast and Furious 7"

Just another example of the politeness of the British people. They always send a "Thank You!" card afterwards, too.

It's actually just a dream. Will wakes up in the subway bathroom of "The Pursuit of Happyness" and goes to his intern job.

Speak for yourself. Some of us have opposable brains and really powerful thumbs.

The premise was deeply flawed from the start. They're explorers, but all they want to do is go home? Wah. Why'd you sign up for StarFleet? Can't be for the snappy uniforms. And the Maquis agreed to rejoin Star Fleet much too easily. It would've been better if the Maquis controlled parts of the ship and Star Fleet the…

Then stick to Kevin James movies. You won't hear a peep from the audience.

I prefer to do the sarcastic, slow clap during the 20 minutes of ads before the feature.

I'm just waiting for the porn version: Fast and Furious 69.

No! They really mix it up this time! Zach looks extremely worried while Ed says something and Bradley grins while the audience is feed more of this shit.

Interesting. So, if I understand you correctly you're claiming that Gerald Butler isn't really a Spartan king or an angry leprechaun? I don't know. I may have to research this on the InterWebs.

I had to repeat that class in Summer School because I failed the final.

I loved this movie. A C- ? Come on, it's a smart, fun action story with a great cast including THE Ray Winstone! After the endless police-procedural dramas, I liked this much more than The Expendables movies. It has expertly performed stunts including the best running gun fights I've seen.
"but too bad that the role…

I'd like to see him try all that shit in Bagdad now! 

Yes, if the person is made of brass.

My car wouldn't start one time but I found "Apollo 13" very entertaining.

"Identity Thief has her puking, pratfalling, and sport-fucking…"