Yeah, he'd look like Arnold.

I want to like this movie because it's Walter Hill damnit! But as soon as the trailer showed the  "You're old because you like classic rock" exchange, I just felt tired all over. 

" collective fart-lighting, booger-picking inner 12-year-old boy"

"… and an occasional extra going down in a quick explosion of gore."

I really admire Arnie for taking a risk and doing this whole movie as an homage to Redd Foxx's "Fred Sanford" character.

How long will you be in there? I want you to see my new beard!

"Sound overly complicated, increasingly convoluted, and altogether dull?" No, not at all. Maybe it's just the way you write.

Then they replaced THAT with a scene of the gangsters shooting up a Chuck.e.Cheese but … oh wait, it's the 10th, right? Give that a few more days and it'll be relevant.

"weasel-faced" Ribisi? Oh come on now. Okay, you didn't like the movie but picking on the little guys looks is just MEAN!

"As Time Goes By" is one of my favorite shows, but it jumped the shark when they inherited the country mansion. Lame plots followed, but Sandy continues to star in all my best daydreams.

"As Time Goes By" is one of my favorite shows, but it jumped the shark when they inherited the country mansion. Lame plots followed, but Sandy continues to star in all my best daydreams.

You give it a B- and all you really liked was that Rogen and Streisand didn't shtup each other and the outtakes during the credits? That sounds like D+ at best to me.

You give it a B- and all you really liked was that Rogen and Streisand didn't shtup each other and the outtakes during the credits? That sounds like D+ at best to me.

NO! DON'T DO IT IT'S A TRAP!!! THEY'RE GOING TO……….

NO! DON'T DO IT IT'S A TRAP!!! THEY'RE GOING TO……….

I believe that was "El Caballero Oscuro Rises"

I believe that was "El Caballero Oscuro Rises"

Well, if Linney takes one to the middlebrow, then I say it's Oscar Time!

Well, if Linney takes one to the middlebrow, then I say it's Oscar Time!

"Cloyingly Precious"? Now you've gone and done it. At least a dozen white-trash mom's have a new name for their next kid.