Michael Jackson's fanbase has always been the most insane. Not in a 'You bought a KISS casket? That's crazy, bro!' kind of way, though…

"I'd jump his bones!"

Interesting, someone claimed on Reddit to know the identify of the intruder:

Why won't this stupid soap opera end?

He once told me that he is whatever I say he is.

Pity the new Assassin's Creed doesn't see Ezio travelling through time to form a hardcore SoCal punk rock band in the early 1980's with Greg Ginn and Henry Rollins. Now, THAT would be a game.

I would have expected far more dignity from a man who has fucked a roast chicken on film in the past.

'Pandy Fackler' allows me to enjoy both at once! Such is the power of Ween!

Yet more evidence that Ween are the single greatest achievement of our species - cultural, technological, or spiritual. They are the ultimate embodiment of mankind's capacity to dream.

What a stupi' ho.

Repo Man.

What? No 10cc's 'I'm Not In Love'?

Oh, come on. 'The Division Bell' is a fair forgery.

It's an amazing album. It's a glorious, psychedelic time-tunnel to 1993.

I like it. It's a statement.

Well, he was funny in 'Soap'.

Well, he was funny in 'Soap'.

Proposed gay porn parody title: Jack Reacheround.

Proposed gay porn parody title: Jack Reacheround.

In other news, McDonalds CEO Donald Thompson has released a controversial statement blaming the makers of 'Burger Time' for the current obesity epidemic. He has not responded to any further requests for an interview.