In other news, McDonalds CEO Donald Thompson has released a controversial statement blaming the makers of 'Burger Time' for the current obesity epidemic. He has not responded to any further requests for an interview.

NOW who will Axl Rose whine about?

NOW who will Axl Rose whine about?

Between a randy Dihanne Carroll, a slutty and drunken Carrie Fisher, a feisty and sassy Bea Arthur, and space aliens who literally have a scene in which they masturbate to the proceedings, The Star Wars Holiday Special takes place a long time ago, in a deeply erotic galaxy far, far away.

Between a randy Dihanne Carroll, a slutty and drunken Carrie Fisher, a feisty and sassy Bea Arthur, and space aliens who literally have a scene in which they masturbate to the proceedings, The Star Wars Holiday Special takes place a long time ago, in a deeply erotic galaxy far, far away.

Isn't this the plot of some old Harry Reems movie from 1979?

Isn't this the plot of some old Harry Reems movie from 1979?

He was angry over two girls crushed by an American tank?

He was angry over two girls crushed by an American tank?

The most overrated album of the 1990's. Moonface's attempt at out Lovelessing 'Loveless'. The hits are fun, but I can never shake the feeling that the whole thing is a complete and total waste of time.

The most overrated album of the 1990's. Moonface's attempt at out Lovelessing 'Loveless'. The hits are fun, but I can never shake the feeling that the whole thing is a complete and total waste of time.

The worst. We are in our nadir. Hence - Chris Brown.

The worst. We are in our nadir. Hence - Chris Brown.

Wow. The worst music ever made is accompanied by the worst P.R campaign ever conceived in the worst era of popular art the world has ever known.

Wow. The worst music ever made is accompanied by the worst P.R campaign ever conceived in the worst era of popular art the world has ever known.

Is this like that time Prince broke up, then reunited for a successful tour?

Is this like that time Prince broke up, then reunited for a successful tour?

He should have changed his name to 'Jermaniac'.

He should have changed his name to 'Jermaniac'.

I'm sure I'll get ripped to pieces for this, but…