Or Jason Segel. Although he seems way too nice to ever roast anybody.

Jonah Hill is such a Jewish dick you have to watch his movies through a hole in a sheet.

"I'm Your Villain" is a great and consistently overlooked:

See also: nearly every pop song ever.

@Dikachu:disqus People tell me I'm white, and I believe them because I watch The Colbert Report.

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It's even more impressive when you consider he does it all himself. The Daily Show has its whole roster of correspondents, Lewis Black, field pieces, etc. And obviously we're seeing the show with a guest host now, and it really hasn't missed a beat. But Colbert does 22 minutes a night with nothing but sheer talent and…

Bridges was on the show a week or two ago, so surely they must have filmed it then.

The movie doesn't even come out for 8 months, and that part already feels hopelessly dated.

I don't know. The only time I watch newer Simpsons at this point is on airplanes, when they have all that canned FOX and CBS stuff you can choose from. Expectations don't get much lower than in-flight entertainment, but even then I haven't been terribly impressed.

What if he survives but is completely miserable and alone? Wouldn't that be worse for him? It seems like the most likely outcome to me, but as you said, Gilligan is an expert at subverting our expectations, so we'll see.

It's me, Feldman! From across the hall!

Does that mean Mizz and Dotgov will make an appearance?

So this is what it sounds like when doves cry.

But aren't there like five ersatz Monsters now?

I never saw that show, so this was my first look at baby Shia. And yeah, he was really charming and funny in this. What happened?

Unrelated to this specific episode, but I just finished watching this series for the first time. It's hard to believe I'd never seen it before, but considering I lived it in high school, 10 years' removal probably helped me appreciate it a lot more. I've actually had high school on the mind a lot lately, as my 10-year…

Neither do I, and I don't think I ever went to a school sporting event. One year, the girls' basketball team made it to the state finals (or something), and the game was during school hours. If we wanted to go to the game, we could get a pass and an excused absence. My friends and I did this, and then played hooky by…

Is this the spot where we talk about baseball? The Mariners have won 8 straight, and while they're still a million games back, I'm absolutely giddy. They haven't been this much fun to watch in over a decade.

Do they think every Cold War drama has to start with The A…s?