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Not a good day for Jewish sports fans. The only current athletes we have left are Youkilis and Kinsler, I think.

He's as Jewish as fuckin' Tevye!

This is my favorite AVC meme, by far. If done correctly, it never gets old.

So's Diamond. Not sure about Ruby, Emerald, or Platinum.

It's good in a vacuum, but compared to his 100% rate on elections, not so much.

He also predicted a Seahawks - Patriots Super Bowl last year. Clearly this guy is a fraud and we shouldn't listen to anything he says.

I couldn't get into Wool at all. I made it to 60 something % and gave up. I'm not sure what I'm missing but it really did nothing for me.

Did he get a Grammy for this?

It's an absolute travesty how nothing from The Wire ever got nominated for anything, but if Elba gets an Oscar, all will be right in the world.

Whenever Mandela's not on screen, all the other characters will be asking "where's Mandela?"

Me too. Maybe she got it from the deli counter at a grocery store?

In one episode of Breaking Bad, you can see Saul's degree from the University of American Samoa. It's a bit far afield, but he and Flagman could've been classmates there.

I was assuming Gustavo, a la Breaking Bad, but maybe that's more of a Chilean / South American thing?

I'm assuming the various sports teams shower after practices / games, but I didn't do any sports in high school so I'm only speculating.

Sharkception

Don't keep us in suspense…what did they pick? Seriously, what could have been better than Djinn and Tunic?

What about the deadliest animal in Africa? That's right, I'm talking Hipponado!

Sharxi Driver
'Nado 2: Shark in the City
Sharkhattan
SharknaDo The Right Thing

2 Shark 2 Nado
Sharknado: Based on the Novel Push by Sharkfire
Sean O'Neal in: Snarknado

Not quite his natural accent; he's still English but much less Cockney.