Counterpoint: give, gift, girl, get, etc. In conclusion, English is stupid.

I suppose no one cares about the talk show category, but it's a little disappointing to see The Daily Show nominated but not Colbert, considering it's been the better show for quite a while now.

Have any of you intrepid AV Clubbers cataloged all the guests at Stefon's wedding? I caught the human traffic cones and Menorah the Explorer, but that's about it.

I thought it was funny, but it worked better before they explained the joke.

I think I might be in the minority here, but the first Maine Justice sketch absolutely killed me.

I still can't understand why Colbert hasn't hosted. He'd immediately be one of the all-time greats. I can only assume they've asked him and he turned them down for one reason or another.

Sorry, that was more wistful.

That mistake literally drives me up a wall.

Saving Private Ryan does seem to be the jumping-off point, but I still think Spielberg did it effectively. Greengrass…not so much.

I've only seen it once but was similarly underwhelmed. Glad I'm not alone.

Hamsterdam: The Movie

It was only missing the Roomba POV shot.

I can't stop thinking of this movie as "Bolivian" in my head. Thanks a lot, Mike Tyson.

I also love the breakdown and then slow buildup at the end of Your Fake Name is Good Enough

See also: Can't You Hear Me Knockin', Brown Sugar, Bitch

Corinth is known for its leather!

As a Jew, I'm not offended by that either. But I also eat pork all the time, so my non-offense probably doesn't count.

NBC turned into a hardcore pornography network so gradually, we never even noticed.

I just finished Gone Girl (like you and everyone else). It seems pretty divisive around these parts, but I thought it was a lot of fun and actually had some insightful social commentary.

Why settle for boiled leather when you can have lobstered gauntlets?