Yeah, I would imagine they'll intermix the events of books 4 and 5, and then split those into two seasons. Although they could probably condense it into one, considering how little actually happens in book 5.

At least the Astros came over to the AL West to be the new doormat. 4th place is no longer last! Huzzah!

Meanwhile, Felix Hernandez remains a supreme badass. It's too bad the Mariners have to employ other dudes the other four days though.

And it would fit in nicely with Raylan's corrupting influence if Tim hooked up with a witness to his own shooting.

But what will we watch in September?!

No it's not. Neapolitan style pizza is lovely. There's room on this planet for all crusts.

Also, she knows that when you're down to your socks it's time for business. For, you see, that is why they are called business socks.

She could be a waitress. Or an air hostess in the '60s.

Bill Simmons has talked about this from when he worked on the Jimmy Kimmel show. Kimmel didn't wear a tie at first, but focus groups got upset. "Why isn't he wearing a tie? He should wear a tie!"

Wow, that sounds brutal. Who did they get for Jez / Sophie / Super Hans?

Malkovich!

Fuck!

I never played a jewel thief.

I'm also annoyed…I was in series 4 when Netflix pulled the rug out from under us. I just hook up my laptop to the TV with an HDMI cable now; it's not quite as convenient, and the ads are annoying, but it gets the job done.

The City & The City is probably the most accessible. It still showcases his vivid imagination without the extreme weirdness that pops up in his other works. If you like that, read Perdido Street Station and prepare to have your mind blown.

In Soviet Russia, Yakov Smirnoff comes here for the you jokes.

Strip clubs tend to frown upon photo/video documentation. But the dude planning the party (I'm friends with the groom, but don't particularly care for the best man) is obviously committed to this gimmick, so maybe he worked something out.

Strip club is also on the agenda. We'll probably have to record one with the ladies there too. Blerg.

I have no idea what it is either, but I'm going to a bachelor party in a few weeks and part of the itinerary includes recording a series of Harlem Shake videos, so I'm about to find out in the most unpleasant way possible. I obviously would prefer not to do this. Is there a way I can opt out without being a dick /…

Probably the one that samples Miserlou, since it's 90% Miserlou.