Trump likes prostitutes to pee in his mouth while he sleeps in the Obamas' bed!

Thank you for your service!

If you can find one, a 10-20 y/o Grand Cherokee is a good buy if the engine and transmission aren't shot. Hell… I had one with blown seals that spit smoke and burned a quart of oil a week. 300 bucks. Drove it for a year. Sold it to someone who intended to rebuild and change the seals himself for 300 bucks. It really…

When I had a 9-5, I'd crap around on Saturday mornings until it just about time, go buy myself a coffee, and just kinda cruise around listening to it. I would never purchase a coffee any other time (I make my own at home like a normal person), but it was a Saturday morning treat.

It's also rather self-loathing.

"See that car out there Jenkins? She's a beaut, eh? Keep your nose to the grindstone and keep working hard, and I'll be able to afford a better one next year!"

And us broke-ass white ones hoping medicare lasts.

Boo. I was hoping we could meet up later.

Ah. Yeah I'm not totally up on my Japanese genres.

Yes.

As children, these dudes were inspired by predator (and action movies in general). Every time I see your brainy head, I'm reminded of it. Bonus Trump impersonation.

#PeeOTUS

Ha ha!
"Martin Shkreli is such a shitty person you can throw dog shit at his
face all day long for 300 years and still have taken the high road."

But that's statistically true of everyone. That's why it's called average.

Don't look at me, man. I'm trying to set myself up with medicaid so I don't lose my 2017 return entirely.

fair enough.

Shit. I love Asian art. When I went to the Maritime Museum in Greenwich, I kept my girl cooling her heels in the Asia section for long enough that she got pissed off. Fuck if I'm ever going back to Florida though.

And don't forget your goddamn earplugs. Those things make indoor gun ranges feel absolutely fucking peaceful.

Sarasota might be one of the few saving graces of Florida. Did a ton of field trips to the Ringling Museum. That was my first exposure to serious and historical art as a kid. It's really such a valuable resource. We'd always finish the trip with a show at the Oslo.

Hola, amigos!