An 8.4 oz Red Bull has 80 or 90mg of caffeine. Same as a Mt. Dew.

Samurai were an entire social class. They fucked.

I've been trying to get the ear for discerning the accents.
So this woman comes through my line recently, and since she sounds a bit like my girl doing an impression of her grandmother, I go out on a limb.
"Excuse me, ma'am. I apologize if I'm mistaken, but I'm trying to learn. You're not from The North by any chance,…

You don't get very far in bodybuilding or any other style of lifting without prodigious spreadsheeting. Heck, body builders have it worse because the diet is so specific. Some dude weigh their toothpaste and count the sugar in their macros, FFS.

I'm a big ole nerd about a number of things. One of them is spreadsheeting my lifting program progression. Vin is pretty cool.

I have been told by multiple people that I could pass for Diesel's smaller, paler brother. This was cemented when my girl showed pictures around at work and her coworkers all said the same thing.

Well we're behind you!
we're behind you!
And let us please remind you
we can send a car to find you if you ever lose your way.

Nobody pulls you over in the UK unless you're on some crazy marauding spree. Then they shoot you from a chopper. For regular traffic offenses, they have cameras. Spares human power for important things, and you can't "get lucky" at having no patrolman currently on break or between shifts.

Dude… seriously not cool. Your badly undermining your credibility here (and you did have a shred).

As long as they keep the coverage up. That's all I ask.

As long as these assholes remember to vote in two years, not four.

FUCKING GODDAMN TWO. WE VOTE FOR FUCKING CONGRESS IN TWO, GODDAMMIT. STOP GIVING THE REPUBLICANS THE FUCKING HOUSE.

When someone says something about "the next four years," slap the shit out them (like seriously hard) and tell them, "TWO. YOU GET OUT THERE AND VOTE IN TWO, OR I COME TO YOUR FUCKING HOUSE." **

"A guy with a dick that small should never…" etc.

Nope. Anybody that anti-gay has had multiple shame-dicks in their mouth. Count on it.

You could have just used the original line and it would have enraged him well enough.

Cops came and tried to snatch his crops?

Well, left-leaning non-voters cost us the national. Why should we not expect them to do what they always do (forget that elections are every two years, not four).

We need a patriot…

Well the UK wants out and Trump wants to dismantle NATO with an aggressive Putin on the horizon. Hold on to ya butts.