Strongman is a whole thing of it's own now, and it's incredible. Watching a 250 pound guy deadlift a Prius plus ten plates for 15 reps is something else. Watching a bunch of 375 pound dudes fucking race while carrying their body weight in each hand… amazing. It's like those egg races if eggs weight twice what you do.

I don't think we do bullfighting in this country, do we? Good luck on the ones that do.

Former Floridian! I've been to Big Cat Sanctuary!

Siamese and tortoise shell… never again. Neurotic freaks, both. Tabby's, solid color, and tuxedos only from here on out.

In my opinion it comes down to how the animals are treated. Here are animals who are accustomed to interacting with their people on a regular basis. I mean… I dunno. If they are being treated cruelly, yeah, shut that shit down.

I feel like trained animals could be treated humanely. But then I am endlessly fascinated by human beings performing feats of beautiful athleticism (which to me is in itself beautiful), so Cirque does it for me.

Cirque de Solei. That's like… all acrobats.

Possibly the only thing I remember about Ultraman (which is certainly not in the series you mention) is when dude is caught off-guard, runs outside to hold up the transmografier thing, and he's still got the spoon in his hand that he was eating with. That was funny.

I just can't wait for this weekend to be over.

Nah that's Italian fencing. This was broadsword in the Chinese style.

When someone paints an entire gender with a nasty brush, it's not appropriate. Women are not -fill in genderized stereotype insult here-. If the headline says, "just a reminder that chicks are kinda basket cases," then it's appropriate to say that's sexist, because it is. If someone replies to that remark with, "Oh…

In 30 more years, he'll be over 100. I'm hoping for something a little more… timely.

Wow. You're right. I mean… we all know it's iconic, but anything else I can think of is a far, far second.

Oh it's not the salsa's fault I cringe at the idea of fruit in salsa (I know tomato is a fruit come on now).

I try to be nice or at least respectful to everybody.
I'm not always successful.
It's usually not that person's fault.

I was elated when I finally started growing man-hair. Why would I remove it?

no.

So I've got that going for me, which is nice.

Was kind of jerk to some people on the AV Club. Regretted it.

Well of course. There is no such thing as thought crime but it's nicer for all involved if we behave. And to be fair, if you or I saw *pick your gorgeous celebrity of choice* doing a luscious photoshoot on the sidewalk, it might interrupt anyone's stride for a sec at least.