Prince would have wanted it that way.

Well it's awfully shitty of me to react to you with the culmination of frustration with other people who are not you, and again, I apologize.

My girl and I often repeat the old, "A home without a pet is the home of a scoundrel." Even more so now.

Ha ha well no, not everyone is going to be interested in being larger, but getting stronger (sometimes even doubling your lift capacity) doesn't necessarily mean getting larger. That takes A LOT more food than people think. I mean, it's not unusual for people to deadlift 3x their body weight in three to five years and…

Aw man. I…

To be fair, that bit is hot as all getout today, when free porn flows like wine. Can you imagine back then?

I completely and unreservedly agree with that.

Thanks. I've been grouchy lately (woe is me! waah!) and I try not to let that seep into my posting but I haven't been totally syccessful.

Never repeated might be a little idealistic, but that Brain Alsruhe guy I mentioned has posted a daily workout every day for YEARS on his site, neversate.com. There aren't any explanations though, so you'd need some familiarity or be able to suss out another site (bodybuilding.com has demos for everything weight…

I gotchoo. I mean I don't hate it, but eeeeeeh.

I don't hate it, but by the time I finally saw it, I was like, "so this is the thing, eh? Ok." I mean yeah, I laughed, but you'll probably never catch me quoting it (because that shit was exhausted before I saw it).

I… I would like some painkillers, please.
I'm not in any pain, I simply enjoy opiates and it's been a while.

Back in my martial arts days, I was in the studio alone, going over a broadsword routine. A fellow instructor comes in and says, "Man. Looking pretty stiff and awkward. You hurt?"
I held the sword up in my hand to draw attention to the fact that I was going lefty. In a flat monotone, he says, "Ah. I am not left handed…

Sorry. I was shooting for "flat" but clearly landed in "ass" territory. I apologize. But I do think something like that would be resisted.

Wow. It just hit me. A truly perfect world isn't attainable. The closest we can get to perfect is when see things and have the means to help. Lots of folks are pretty far off that ability.

His food brand ain't bad either. All profits to charity!

Clearly we aren't paying EMTs enough. (we aren't)

You could be right. I mean, I do believe we could short-circuit him with shade, but I dunno if it's safe to be ignoring him.

There are tons of historical anecdotes where the person who actually pushes the button (and then calls someone else for the second key) held off until they were sure. The president doesn't have "the button" around his neck like a fucking Life Alert.

There's no evidence that he doesn't know an insult when he sees it, and then cries about it. Fuckit. Let us literally kill him with ridicule. Nobody likes you, Donald, you classless twit!