I'm thinking a lot of those gamers get too winded if they have to much very much. I mean, a lot of em sound winded just sitting there.

Dude I can't even text accurately in landscape on a phone. If your ap doesn't rotate to use the larger buttons, I can't use it. Shit, I even find keyboards clunky compared to a controller (so much uptake in key travel produces inaccurate controls). Now that's not to say I don't play games with a keyboard and mouse. I…

wha… this is like some screen writer heard there was a worldwide helium shortage and then got confused when he did the draft.

upvoted for "facilitating"

Another example of corporate Kafka-esque fuckery: if a barcode won't scan, we can type it in on the line, and the item will come up. Easy-peasy. Efficient too. But for some reason, doing it that way doesn't count in the "true scan" metric. This is the metric that determines if you're scanning every item individually…

I know right? Two BIO classes with this fucker and my GPA tanks like a scrub.
Fuckin guy teaches as if we're all gonna be MDs and this will be the last BIO we'll take. Why do we have to know what ratios of what WBCs in your WBC differential indicate what kind of illness you may have? Surely that will be covered…

I simply though that RDR, like all Rockstar games, had shit controls. Between that and (another rockstar classic) the bullshit chase missions with rubber banding AI, I didn't get far (the corpse wagon mission, to be precise).

Have you seen the video where the game glitches and dude just yells it over and over and over through the entire last act?

Right? But corporate.

So most people are just gonna bitch that they don't understand her origin story, right?

You know what? Fuckit. I've been terribly disappointed with movies lately. This might be just the thing. At least if this doesn't do it for me, I can at least know that it's me. I liked my friend's production of The Chair (against all odds - it probably helps that she moves like a world class ballerina, because she…

I had a friend who did a critically-acclaimed version of The Chair. I really thought I'd hate it. I did not.

From context, I believe he meant "looks at liberal values the way KotH looked at conservative ones." I'm not saying I agree or disagree, I just think that's what @disqus_0sROGVBy75:disqus meant to say.

I actually attempted to do a satirical presentation on using lazy college students on bikes and treadmills to power the schools. Well it turns out, that research has been done to heck and back. You'd be lucky to power the lights if everyone on campus did it. There just aren't many ways for human power to create…

Japan decided to shut down their reactors in the face of this sort of public outcry. This has led to them flipping on all climate accords and many of their office buildings can't run the AC in the summer anymore.

I have an Alcatel. It's about five years old. So these factory labor children were at least exploited by their own countrymen. (Yes, I know, they all are).

I recently declined to do my monthly mandatory training until a computer on the floor opened up. Otherwise, you have to go into the server room. Fuck THAT. It's cold in there.

Sweet! Well one should at least know when one is wrong.

I'm not sure what kind of number fudging you're looking at. Proportional perhaps? If so, then yes, Hillary had one of the highest popular vote margins that lost an election in a record low turnout year. Yay? Fucking nobody turned out to vote and we could have had it if elections worked differently than they do!

Because they actually enjoy and aspire to the stereotypes?