But they didn't win the vote that counted. Sorry, but I'm almost positive that the democratic political machine would know about the EC.

I really appreciated that in the O'Neil one yesterday, he didn't just go "but hey yeah Trump amirite?" but linked to like, actual stuff that we should be concerned about.

Eh. Everyone refers to their partner as a derivation of their screen name. CLEARLY that person was extra cranky.

"Joe… Joe… I know this is hard. I know things are really bad for you right now. I know you'd like nothing more than to retire in peace. But I am from the future, and let me tell you, THAT WILL NOT HAPPEN. Please…"

As a teen in the 90s, there was no end of metal-lite bands with white in the name.

There WAS a Japanese comic of Star Wars in which the main characters were teens and Luke's hand alone contained approximately 16 pints of blood.

Dude, I kinda feel like if you didn't know SS was a steaming pile of crap and the trailer persuaded you that it might be good, you should probably worry less about trailers and have that head injury looked into.

I've a really good vocabulary (helped the GF's kid study for the GRE), but it's always words I've read and never spoken. Sometimes, I've breezed over a word so many times that I read it wrong. For years, I was reading "anathema" as "anthema," as in "anti-thematic." Then I said it aloud in front of people. Woof.

Oh I'm that, "there's no waiting over here!" guy. Try to unload your cart for me? I'll stop you. "Oh no no, it's my job to wait on you, not the other way around."

Nah man. I know my red, black, and grey squirrels. Tiny, brown, small ears, white stripes. That's chipmunks.

It's an example. If you want a dissertation, Pliny the Elder wrote one (not kidding).

Oh there's not a single instructor I'd want fired. Hell, I even stick up for Tang, because despite the fact that no one will get an A and 2/3 of the class is gone by the end of every semester, he teaches a lot. Now, why we need to know how to read blood work and are tested on it in BIO 106 is beyond me, but hey. The…

But it doesn't really cost any money to care, does it? Does a screenwriter for hire charge more for a good script than a bad one, like that kid who does term papers?

But every time I see one in real life, it bounds into a hole in a tree and then chitters at me.

You have a record player in your car? Doesn't that scratch up the records?

I had an ex that used to always make me watch THE WORST movies with her. After a while, I'd just refuse and go play videogames in the next room. Man, she hated that.

I will cheerily voice any bullshit CGI character you got a million a pop.

When a movie that isn't Star Wars runs for THIRTY-TWO WEEKS.

That was the first time I ever heard Tom Petty.

"The youth are disrespectful, lazy, dress terribly, and have terrible taste!"