Like a public booger or one's underwear sticking out, I'd want to know.

Like that the students turn in for instructors? Tell me more. I'll be doing a lot of those.

I'm doing a stint in retail while I knock out my pre-reqs. I won't be working once my program starts for real. I basically don't give 2 fucks for corporate metrics, I'm just nice to people. I get council every month on how I never have credit aps, no sales leads, no survey responses, etc, but everyone in the store…

"chassis"

I feel like you needed a, "rolls messily into bonfire," in there somewhere, but that's pretty good.

They're actually under a lot of pressure for that, and yes, corporate only counts the highest possible rating.

Because (I hear) they (big studios) don't make movies in that budget anymore. The reasons I've read are that it's not big enough to make disgusting blockbuster money, but not small enough to have an excellent margin.

Just yesterday I walked into my regular roast beef joint and they had a sign that said the soda fountain was down, please select from the cooler. I didn't see the cooler (it was there, I just didn't see it) so when she asked me about a drink, I said, "uuuhhh… where's the cooler?" Everyone behind the counter went nuts.…

It's more of a convoy on Washington. Didn't you read the title?

niiiiiiice.

4th edition says a priest can only bless 1d6 cubic meters of water per level per day.

I didn't read that today.

IT'S AWWWWESOOOOMMMME

It would never have been made with that kind of budget.

Yes. Those have a budget larger than couch change and sixer of Tecate.

I've always been lucky in the sense that it doesn't work for me. Two hours in, I'm glazed over, no longer watching the action, just tabbing my targeting frame over targets in order, queuing attacks in order, moving on. It becomes mind-numbing fast. I've played several MMOs. Maxed a toon in one. Took me four years.…

Dikachu ain't gotta cuss in his comments to get upvotes.
But I do. So fuck him and fuck you too.

I'd definitely drink a beer while installing a home stereo.

Tub. You just gotta be real careful not to put one hand in the water while you climb i- oh fuck. Where's the towel?

I think the issue here is that he just got the job of most hated man in the country, and he didn't realize that until just now.