PeeeeeeeeOTUS!

So good though. Worth it. Getcha sooo fucked up though.

I've even tried those beer-rita things. Same experience. Just tooooo syrupy. You get that bad head before the buzz really sets in and you just don't want to finish it.

They should be anyway, but that's another very good reason.

I'm further west. Same thing but with 11% humidity. Dust instead of mosquitoes.

Oh man. There's all your shit in a pile in the middle of the living room. The mattress is on the floor in the next. You're filthy. The Chinese joint you just called could get here in five minutes or fifty-five. You're dying for a shower…

That's gotta be some poor, stoned kid, struggling through a sequential menu. OR it's that kind of corporate fuckery where they're mandated to repeat everything back to you. But yeah, one does get that often enough. As if you've ordered there more times than they've taken one.

Could be. I thought it was as crap as I remembered it, but I humored my friend for a couple of hours as recently as last year.

Every food place I ever worked had tons of people every day who stare at the sign for like six fucking minutes, clearly reading every damn thing on it, and ask, "Do you have -something not listed on the sign-." I mean, fuck. It's nice that you bothered to read, but now I don't know why you bothered. My other favorite…

Those last were never going to go down anyway.

Weight junkie here. Yep. The sodium isn't really an issue, as I sweat like a… thing that sweats a lot. Sometimes I have to add salt to my water bottle to actually use the water I'm drinking. I feel the same way about this. Shit, one time, I made taco shells from woven strips of turkey bacon.

I do a kickin shreddy version on the guitar. It's pretty balls. Takes people about a minute before they're like, "Holy fuck! Is that from The Sound of Music?"

He didn't ruin it, we're just gonna make fun of him for it until he strokes out. This is gonna be our birtherism. He's our PeeOTUS now.

This old guy at my gym keeps injuring himself hiking and mountain biking. He's gonna fall off the flatirons some day. I should be so lucky.

A little fried chicken never killed anybody. Hell, I could use the protein.

Yeah, this one is a flailer. Not every one of my girlfriends has been. One girl loved the ole 6-9. This one though? Nah, she can't even hold still for receiving. Considering we're unlikely to split, I guess this is my future. I'm good with it.

Considerably, yes.

City of Heroes and Star Wars Galaxies both came back on private servers. They only lasted because nobody cared to sue them. Of course, there's practically zero player base like that, so the primary reason to play is gone.

Dude, you already have to download community-made patches to play Fallout 3 on anything newer than Windows 8. It's not the online, it's the architecture.

Someone cracked Star Wars Galaxies and hosted their own servers. It still sucked though. Same with City of Heroes.
Turns out, the draw of an MMO is those two Ms.