You had a great job that tanked when the owner went nuts too?
Yeah, pile em on.

And that prehistoric squirrel thing with the eyes is pretty funny.

Do you have your credit card handy?

For a second, I read that as "Time, such as those sculpted into a monkey." I caught it on a second scan, but I'm upvoting you anyway.

"Yeah this one too. Work it in."

I like it. We can work with this.

By the way, I do want to say thanks that I very much appreciate (totally sincerely, no sarcasm) that we're discussing something other than Trump.
I apologize for being kinda insulting, but I felt kinda insulted. It would be possible to go forward without that and veer into "respectfully disagree" territory if you're…

The strip has more entrances than a third of the locations on the map. The fact that they fetch quest the shit out of you and make you return to the quest giver (even when you sent someone to go talk to the quest giver) is unforgivable (to me). And when I have to go back and forth so many times, I have to fast travel…

I'm in my 40s and no longer dating because I've settled down (we're not having children). When you have a little more experience, you realize that there are entirely too many free, unconnected, available people in the world to be "sleeping in the family" like incestuous wait staff, and if that person mattered to your…

A game world which you had to navigate linearly, at least until you got to New Vegas itself. It would have worked better as a linear RPG. Hell, half the locations on the map are destinations for quests you get in the later game. If you go there early, there's nothing but dogs. It would have saved a lot of confusion.…

They were the only people that would tolerate each other.

I think the only thing I miss about the east coast is that the whole racial and ethnic thing was so much more and better integrated. Every place I worked had some kind of mixed crew, and we were crew. We busted ass together and had beers together and insulted each other and then hugged and see ya tomorrow.

No one is your property, but you sound like that kind of (ex) friend.

No you certainly wouldn't see a small business owner acting like that, WOULD YOU RUSSELL!?!?

The joke being that those people aren't rednecks. They're some Cape Cod motherfuckers in hillbilly drag.

Nah that market's already tied up. If could make money on duck calls, I would have.

I'm saying I'd buy one to look like one of them. I'm not sure if they're beards are fake or not, but their whole redneck thing is fake as hell. Before the show, they wore capris and boat shoes.

Cold, dark, and bitter?

Wait wait wait… so you're saying I can make 500 dollars a day just by saying racist shit on camera? I gotta go buy a fake beard.

This Is Just A Test… OF MY PATIENCE.