Sounds like some facebookity glurge to me. The largest telescopes in the world don't show you like "the moon but up close," they generate radio signals and line graphs and numbers and shit. Did everyone also stand up and applaud when he asked to see the lens, or did he just teach them a lesson using a jar and some…

Best cameo in this trailer is for sure the dragonballs.

If he's anything like my Korean karaoke buddies, he's just grumpy they aren't high-pitched talk-singing their way through 15 Carpenters songs in a row like a normal person.

There's no rule in the manual that says a Melissa McCarthy can't play Sarah Huckabee Sanders!

Huh, this doesn't seem hard to replicate better, it's not like you can't straight up buy boxes of Red Lobster cheddar bay biscuit mix at Vons now, and also that recipe is just bisquick with butter, parsley, and garlic powder anyway.

Basically just not my jam. There's great performances in both for sure, from specific players.

I had to review some RPG for my podcast where the conceit was that the Civil War had more or less ended in a stalemate, and then the South freed the slaves like 15 years later just because it was the right thing to do (the book didn't mention how that reconciled with Article 1, Section 9(4) of the Confederate…

TJ Miller Pretty Sure He's Funny - The Onion, probably.

Hey She-Hulk does it too, maybe she's in this one.

There's this one part where someone farts, and a dog covers its face with its paws.

Oh man and what a great Dennis Miller role! Xander! The DJ that everyone in LA loves even though he's spending three days interviewing a janitor!

I dunno, Vanderwealthy sounds pretty Dutch.

Chester Bennington, married to Talinda Bentley… I mean, sorry for the guy but those are the richest names in the world. If his full name was Chesterfield Vanderwealthy Lobsterbib Bennington it would only make more sense. Those are names too rich to even associate with the Hardy Boys.

Wear some jeans, Chris! It won't kill you! You look like you work at Mens Wearhouse! Also I'm calling you Chris even though I bet you're the exact sort of tool that hates it.

In fact the best Batman movie is Mask of the Phantasm, and the two Schumacher movies are close seconds, because at least they have a genre to them. The Nolan movies are depressingly "real-worldy." Schumacher may have turned the whole thing into a late 90s gay rave, but he fucking owned his idea at least, instead of…

It's The Prestige. Now, let's rate which is the greatest Christopher Nolan is a boring old grump moment. Mine is either the suits for no goddamn reason or when he announced he didn't like Netflix to no one in particular.

I'll tell you who has trouble maintaining an ejection: Goose!

Not just exhausting but eventually so goddamn expensive. All those cock cages and big strap cross things and strap ons and paddles and whips and shit aren't cheap. Being a dom basically has a literal financial barrier to entry higher than any sexual kink besides maybe custom fursuit enthusiast.

People in femdom relationships are public about it because it's more humiliating if it's performative. I just wish they'd own that. ROOMIE should basically be taking the roommate aside and saying "You've gone and made me an audience member. Admit it wouldn't be as good if I wasn't sitting there looking mildly…

I'm in San Diego and it's not hard to pretend to be in Psych.