Ew, he should clean that cart.

Oh yeah, I make this all summer long, though I always sub out the mayo for just the butter. I hate mayo, while butter is nature's perfect miracle.

I know every anime person in the world hates dubs but the original Japanese Goku voice is so ludicrously bad I'm always amazed when I encounter it.

Yeah, Ultron took it off him all the way back in Avengers 2.

Movies I've seen 100% alone in a theatre: Blair Witch Project. And then Star Trek: Insurrection with just my brother and I in the theater.

And why would it matter how people pronounced it?

It's a universe of properties that Guillermo Del Toro has picked up and abandoned or just sat on forever. Finally the mashup between Mountains of Madness and Hellboy 3 you never new you wanted, and they're fighting the Justice League Dark in a giant robot!

My great personal hope is that this movie opens with the MONARCH people being brusquely escorted out of a building because no one believes in Godzilla.

Hey Chicago, come drown in a chest-deep sea of bad improv, early and for free!

I look forward to her holding a briefcase with a butterfly on it, perhaps doing other things.

I couldn't say, never been on the Florida one. But the Hollywood one is the following: You sit in a big cart. It goes forward fast down a hallway in a straight line while lights flash and neon mummies and ghosts are displayed. It slows down at the end of the hallway. Then it goes back the way it came. Straight…

Am I the only person in the world that likes the second Pirates movie? The three-way fight on the big rolling wheel was so cool.

I always wanted someone to make fun of him there. "Horus? Literally named after the hawk god? Was the name Hawk taken?"

I offer to watch all the Ewok properties. Caravan of Courage, The Battle for Endor, and the following cartoon series. It'd be my horrible pleasure.

The Ninth Gate? The Johnny Depp movie that could most charitably be described as "Surprisingly brown?" Okay.

It's so bad as a ride in Hollywood that I thought it might be some form of practical joke.

It was the Thompson, and that was cool because it meant him tearing the turret machine gun off the biplane.

He was just allergic.

I know there's a Horace Greeley, he's an ancestor of mine.

This is patently false. People own stuff they don't want to all the time. Debt, broken shit they know they need to repair, the knowledge that deep down they know that most of the good parts of Ant-Man weren't made out of Edgar Wright's leftover notes…