He's just gonna clean some stuff and film some pickups and little bits. People are going to have to own that if they like stuff from this movie, it's because they like something Zak Snyder did.

Wait, Chris Cornell died onstage in London?

Oh this is THAT Isis? Great! Here's hoping for Turbo Teen next.

Well this character did originate in a comic. So could be there's more casting yet to come.

It's a Tom Cruise runnin' around movie. Why isn't he the damn mummy? Their lineup of shared universe celebs has him listed at Soldier of Fortune Tomathon Cruisely or something, and it's dumb. If he's gonna star in a monster franchise, let's make him a monster already!

It'll be the Crichtonverse. Thrill as a velociraptor with a space disease sues a super-ape for sexual harassment…. UNDERWATER!

What if they only share a universe for the express purpose of scaring Abbott and Costello?

The channels are there for a customer who gets fired in that manner to deal with it if they want. We have a whole legal system. You're basically saying "This hose is broken and I'm mad at hell that I can't water my plants with this fucking rake, what's even the point of this rake"

Who gives a shit? Voting matters. Criticism accounts for fuck all.

"HBO calls Bill Maher comment “tasteless,” “completely inexcusable”, prepares to excuse it, sell him as a tastemaker"

Has he voted against hi in any measurable sense or is he one of those McCain style critics who only shake their head at Trump to try and get some of the brown off their nose?

Local News Examiner me reports "Shut up about it for like a year and then give us a definitive answer or don't."

Well take heart in the fact that those girls weren't going to automatically like you just because you also have heard of Moon Knight.

Can we also talk about the explosion of stupid burlesque? Recently it's like you can't go get old-fashioned titillated without some idiot in pasties holding aloft a cardboard triforce with a stormtrooper helmet on.

I thought Reesee was just a Homestar Runner joke.

"Blue Apron has the best meals. Ever. No meal in the history of the world has been as unfairly maligned as the Blue Apron shoe-leather steak 'n ketchup"

Nah man, every comedian will shill for literally any shit that gets mailed to your house in a box. Mattresses, nerd crap, aioli-heavy foods, stamps, legal advice, loose corn, whatever. This is just gonna go on the damn heap. We're at like T minus two weeks before Marc Maron's gonna be pretending he gets one of…

Oh great, now I gotta listen to THIS spiel on every podcast ever.

It's doing that because the driver is required to do that. Mostly so they don't drive all the fuck over to jack the rate up.

So is Lyft just equally evil or what? I never hear about them, but I use them because I can tip via their app.