Curse the AV Club and their "only one article about any given weekend" policy.

Yeah, but you know, James Olson isn't the Guardian either.

Get a different actor with a similar body and hair, give her a faceless mask, now she's the Question. Done, pack it in.

Reading a children's book about Luke Skywalker and the droids going to some satellite moon base thing where there was just one cyborg dude and his friends that were all various droids. There was some mystery and intrigue or something and eventually sort of a droid uprising, and it ended with Luke, Artoo and Threepio…

Take it up with the Green Guy, the Flagwaver, and the Red Pajama Kid.

Please, if you think they won't find a way to make the Dark Phoenix movie star Michael Fassbender you must have stopped watching X-Men movies a long time ago.

How very polite of you to say. But I must ask you, Brian. When will you ever settle down and make a woman of the good lady Meggan? She writes you nightly and of these last few days has become proper inconsolable! Word of scandal moves more quickly than even the most motivated four-in-hand, Sir.

I'm trying to imagine a situation in which I would turn down lunch with Mark Hamill, the nicest famous person in the world. I'd do that lunch if I had to have my dick surgically removed and reattached afterwards. I'd do that lunch if we were eating something Guy Fieri made out of loose chunks of Guy Fieri.

At least he's not mailing everyone used space condoms.

To be fair, most people don't know how magnets work. They know what magnets do, which is a critical distinction. Talk to just about anyone, facepainted or not, about magnetic flux density and Lorentz Force Law and you're gonna get the same basic blank stare.

None of those adjectives are shapes!

That's like being okay with the queer representation of the US if only 18% of states have LGBT people in them.

It's far enough back that it could have fun with the name. Now it'd just be "This Ain't Driving Miss Daisy XXX"

Wasn't Owen Wilson's character in Zoolander (the first one) sort of a gleeful pansexual type? I mean they played it for laughs a little but it seemed earnest on the part of the character.

I say, Captain Britain, what news of the London season?

I can give you a satirical, funny, rude eXiles film…

It'd be hard to convincingly animate him in the background behind Mystique and Magneto.

Anything to avoid making X-Men costumes, eh? New Mutants 2: They're in the Wash. New Mutants 3: MOTHS!

That play sand looks like it turns into bubblegum in your carpet. Might as well come with an apology printed on every box.

Look we can debate the merits of the After the Bomb line books individually all day (but we shouldn't because Transdimensional TMNT gives you the stats for mutant dinosaurs), but we can also agree that they're all better that Mists of Avalon.