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Vinny Bruzzese
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You'll never convince me that example meat picture isn't just mislabeled and was supposed to say "Steve Bannon's toes."

"Wow those dirty extras look like they are spattered with expensive hyper-realistic 12th century dirt!" - imaginary moviegoers that appreciate lots of money spent on medieval shit.

Well let's see, you've got the Bing Crosby one, then also "A Kid in King Arthur's Court" from 1995 and "Black Knight" from 2001. There was a 1988 Whoopi Goldberg one called "A Knight in King Arthur's Court," a Bugs Bunny one in 1979, Army of Darkness is more or less an adaptation of it, and you were joking, weren't

Can we set it in either modern high school or the world of high-powered business? That usually seems to work.

I'm somewhat more into TMNT's Mutants of Avalon. After the Bomb was my RPG jam in the day.

I wanna talk about how Jon Favreau got a spot on this thing. How long you think he's in the movie? Zero minutes?

Hell yeah, Bizarre Ride is in my desert island top 10.

So far my favorite part of this is when the clash dialogues are clearly hamfistedly pieced together from other clash dialogues. Like when Joker and Harley clash and Joker says "Chilled monkey brains are delicious, you know" which is a line he's clearly supposed to say to Grodd.

Plastic Man was one of the best parts of the comic, but I guarantee he's not in this game because he'd be too hard to animate in the signature wooden MK style these games use.

If I remember correctly, that's already in play in the Injustice games, everyone takes some pill that gives them super strength and durability at the bare minimum.

Riding on a horse, drinking whiskey out a boot!
She's got the wings and teeth of an African BAAAT.

Wow, "and Lou Rawls as" is not what I was expecting.

Didn't he get to the fountain of youth at some point in one of these? Ever since the second one I've been watching them on planes.

I had a french exchange student in high school too. I forget who he lived with.

So wait, Reznor was basing music on patterns that Lynch was drawing on a white noise machine? That does sound about right.

That's the name of a minor character you'd see in John Grisham's 315th novel.

Fair enough. There certainly is a lot of available lore between all the campaign settings. Haven't heard one that's just reviewing D&D lore and critters before outside the abysmal official podcast, though.

Their lead singer sounds like a grandma but otherwise their music is fine.

Specifically D&D or RPGs in general?

I dunno, lemme kohlrabi down in HR and find out.