I just got one of those bigass kitchenaid stand mixers. The hell I just spent near four hundred dollars on a kitchen thing. I'm gonna bake the everloving shit out of some big loaves of bread this weekend.

Awww I'm sorry. Use it on a red onion then saute that shit and put it on some pulled pork. So good.

When disassembled, most spiralizers fit neatly in the garbage.

PEEEEENO NOIR!

Way to be vague, I thought he was going to play Super Doo, which is Doofus' superhero alter ego. Now I'm disappointed.

"Rank the Fast and Furious Movies"

This dude is joining a vaunted group including that guy that sued his mom for not fucking him.

Well now I hope he loses and they reenact tarring and feathering just for him. He needs to become a beacon to the internet that just being a normal human being isn't some amazing feat worthy of on-demand sex.

I think that is what Chicago calls it.

I showed Dark Crystal to a bunch of kids at a family reunion a few months ago and they were straight up enraptured. By the end they were asking me all these questions about what happens next and stuff. They ran around afterward yelling that high-pitched "hmmmmmmm" at each other.

I do! Dark Crystal may be a little slow, but the worldbuilding is insane. I blame it for why I got so deep into RPGs.

Nah man, Aughra's got experience, plus an eye socket if that's your jam.

There's still good news, Old Lace is still around. Hopefully now someone can give her a less stupid name. Gert was the worst. A walking ball of no time for questions soap opera, her code name should have been Idiot Plot Lass.

And now Chinese people in the future say names in a completely different voice than the rest of the sentence.

"You missed my play, I'm breaking up with you Peter!"

The second one works only on the sheer strength of the villain, but is tempered by the sheer shitshow that is the writing for Mary Jane.

I just hope they don't ape the X-Men Quicksilver special effect, it never conveys speed to me, it always just looks like his superpower is to stop everything else in time. Notably because every time he's moving at hyperspeed and he stops to do some softshoe or fiddle with his music I just think about how the momentum…

It's the latter, spread out over decades and longer, a little bit at a time. It looks like there's no interest the same way a garden that's had a fence around it for years looks like it doesn't have a lot of useful plants growing in it. You wouldn't say "Maybe tomatoes just don't feel like growing there." You'd…

The only thing that matters with leaving Joong-Ki alive is that they don't just reset her story for next season. If her whole next arc is being confused and sad and trying to figure out how to get her brother, that's gonna be a sad time.

This episode and the one before it get extra points from me for doing something with the Wolfgang/Kala scenes besides having them smolder at each other in slo-mos.