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Vinny Bruzzese
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Sensates notice Angelica the way normal humans notice lingering room farts.

Oh, I thought it was looking away for a second.

It's not their job to seek you out and prove to you they exist. Rest assured that if you were paying attention you would have noticed them by now.

I just throw popcorn and m&ms at cellphones. Sometimes salt if that's available at the popcorn station.

Next Steps: You can always try an American interpretation of this beer, where it's packed so full of hops that it just tastes like sucking on a battery. Serve with a wooden plank that has a scoop of sloppy joe goo and some tater tots on it. $22.

"No. But why speak ill of the dead?"

Watching it right now as it happens. Jesus Christ Wolfgang and Kala, you can't keep will-they-won't-theying after you do!

Some of my favorite jokes this season were them riffing off one another. I loved "How do I stop this movie?" "You can't. We're made of those special parts."

#6 Try to get in close with the hottest men ever, Vin Diesel and evil Ernest P. Worrell.

Netflix? They're fine with violence but nudity doesn't really seem like their jam. Let's get AOS to be the first Cinemax Marvel thing.

I mean let's start by saying they should have cast a Pacific Islander. Yes. That said, I assume that you don't go "Well our first choice costs 40 times what our second choice does" so I have to assume this dipshit is the result of budgeting.

keep the cadence when you say it though, like this:

You're probably just on someone else's period.

It not him, it Gambit.

Yeah, Serial is basically the "if you listen to a podcast but don't know what podcasting is" choice.

There are more than likely a ton of those you'd never think of because they're various conservative mouthpiece things.

Dashing Space Hero ain't a superhero. I'd crawl through a mile of broken glass to make out with someone that tasted his dick but he ain't a superhero Chris yet.

Chris Pine ain't no superhero Chris. He's a romantic male lead in a superhero movie.

Hey kids, if you're creative you'll wear a kerchief, pendant, and fedora! Cool kids dress like Johnny Depp's minimum!

Ordinary people - 49ers fans
Creative people - Redskins fans