Yep. I always wait to hear the line they use to describe how dangerous evil hackers are in movies.

I was a manager at Target for a few months, I'm glad I got out when the instructions were still "Wear a red shirt" and not "Here's a t-shirt with a credit card ad on it. You're a living billboard, this does not affect your pay."

"Make me look like a Romulan."
"I got you, fam."

"She's a digital act of God!"

In the trailer he's just silently sitting behind Hanks in all his scenes, I sort of hope that's literally all he does in the movie. Like he's just Hanks' internet wizard familiar, a dour little homunculus he made to draw extra mana from once a day.

His line in the trailer is "They'd think I was there to clean the toilets!" when he's invited to visit the campus, an attempt to win his argument that she's spending too much time there as a classist statement that the campus people are unwelcome of normal folks. But it's his choice to act all twee and shave once a…

In like 2007 some lady died during a radio contest where she had to hold her pee to win a Nintendo Wii. I imagine that at some point this federal regulation will straight up kill someone from water intoxication and this will immediately become legally over. Godspeed, brave pee-induced future corpse! We thank you.

There's no candy, it was a false flag operation.

I guess he worked in a visual medium, but he sounds like his whole larynx is made of frogs and loudspeakers.

Umami is the food industry scrambling to catch up to the wine industry for terms that mean "The reviewer likes this."

They don't, now. Now they pretend to and withdraw because that's more valuable than actually going. I wonder who'll be the next to do it. Malkin, maybe?

I think the idea of easing into the idea of poly is an important one. Notably in situations like this the wife has already eased into it. She's had months of unhurried flirtation and poly discussions through which to acclimate and decide the lifestyle is something she wants. It would seem fair to give her partner…

That's good for swingers, I'll grant that. Not as great for poly folks, I'd imagine.

In general, I would agree. Like if someone is already in a poly thing, and the woman notices eventually that the man seems to veto or disapprove of every male partner the woman suggests, but never has a problem with female partners, then it's time to talk OPP and how it's not a realistic fear.

I was amused by the guest expert immediately dragging in the OPP (one penis problem) that plagues a lot of poly relationships. "Is it just that you don't want your wife dating a MAN? Could it be that you're just a HUGE SEXIST?" Like the answer to that would even be relevant in this case. Dude's uncomfortable. …

Just give me nine months and about 5000 rupees.

I beat off whenever I see Stranger Things

Wow, a Berlanti show on a non-netflix streaming site. Can they get the budgets lower? The only way I could see that even being able to afford cameras is if they just film it as porn and cut the sex scenes from the streamed content.

Because a competitor might make money with it. Fox has more or less given up on Fantastic Four, for example, and will crap out another shitty attempt in four years, not because they have an idea for how to make it work, but just to keep the rights out of Marvel's hands.

Feige has said a few times that they're working on getting Namor back, so apparently Universal may be willing to bargain. The Hulk deal is complicated, it's basically not in Universal's best interest to make a Hulk solo film, but also not worth it to sell the full rights back to Marvel.