Honestly, her version isn't nearly as bad as I was expecting. Just get past the standard jibblies of any time some famous person heads to Japan, pays a bunch of Japanese people to stand still and look neutral, and then flails around near them in a pile of stereotype clothing, and it's not half bad.

I actually have seen people doing the "your kids don't even exist, false flag" thing in media to Jones. That said, it was hilarious.

Ruth Buzzi as the Doctor? I'll take three episodes.

Nerdist's official fine print says "if we were wrong, you missed the part where we just meant it would be awesome if the thing we printed was true."

So since this is just a list of Republican mouthpieces, could we maybe in the comments do a list of what at least I was expecting, which is just annoying personalities on TV? I'll start! At some point Anthony Bourdain stopped being interesting and started being just smug and tiresome. I get the impression he'd love…

Oh, does he walk behind me on the beach? So it looks like there's only one set of footprints? You must be talkin' bout Ass Jesus.

He's also a great character in MVC3.

Nah man, I'm from here. I went to college elsewhere. Rare San Diego native.

I get the reference to Mesa College, but I'm not familiar with the La Jolla one, is that UCSD?

That's actually an interesting question, since I'm in San Diego. I guess it would be something in South Carolina?

Oh man I'm so glad you reposted these, I missed the chance to tell you they suck the first time.

Amy Winehouse is basically celebrated because Fiona Apple forgot to die at the end of her arc.

Oh that's right. Man I had a completely different scene in my head. To be fair, I saw the movie once 18 years ago.

Big Daddy. I realized at that point that his shtick was going to be the same going forward, an unearned piece of shit hero that basically gets to laugh at the unfortunate people in his orbit while avoiding trouble for anything. Seriously the arc of his character in Big Daddy is INSANE for someone who's supposed to…

They're paving the way for his hosting as we speak. Introducing actual ads during the show was basically request one for Sandler. He'll host when all of his sketches are just unironic Popeye's Chicken commercials.

Then you didn't keep reading long enough. He's basically Baldur.

Then you didn't keep reading long enough. He's basically Baldur.

Joel was a big proponent of pretending to pick noses and look over car doors and stuff, he loved the in-theatre silhouette gags, I'm sure flying Tom Servo is all him.

Yep, and the lead singer is Har Mar Superstar!

Because the Ancient Rome stuff sucked, mostly.