I saw them do Starship Troopers live and it didn't work for a rifftrax film just because it's a damn good movie. I kept find myself thinking "Shut up guys, oh wait I'm paying specifically for you to talk."

Same and I'm hoping for "Where oh Werewolf"

Why would you wish any Kevin J. Anderson novels on anyone, they're the literary equivalent of a kid on a playground announcing he has an invincible shield.

There's good Mike skits too, just not so much with the continuity and the Roman times and whatnot. The one where he thinks he's James Lipton is a classic, as well as the bit where Crow bought a chimp. I'd throw props to the "Where oh werewolf" song as well, and my all time favorite Mike bit, where Crow goes back in…

"The press is underappreciated? More like the press is under-WEAR-preciated! The white house press dinner oughta be called the white house O-ppress DIDN'T-er, because they DID oppress my whites! I mean rights. Eh."

Pizza Hut is at the bottom of my fast food pizza choices. For some reason the crust always just tastes like a butter-boiled sponge and the sauce is just wrong. Way overseasoned or something. It's down in the murk with Papa John's, which is always soggy and seems to get cold the fastest.

Heh, Chicago strikes me as basically being two neighborhoods, one full of people yelling at each other and passersby about the proper makeup of various highly customizeable foods, and the other a district where bespectacled hip types try to sell each other improv classes from morning til night. Also there are Bears…

Yeah, that was more than a little bit of a bummer to see. Women are every bit as good at basing their personality and method of self-expression on Adventure Time t-shirts as men are.

Those of course exist, because bacon loot box subscriptions exist. There is nothing new under the sun.

THE MILLENIUM FALCON!

This is supposedly Nebula's face turn movie though. So I guess instead we hope Alesha/Her turns out pretty interesting.

Whoa whoa, half of those Spider-Man and his Amazing Friends TV shows were directed by Peter "Spidey-Sense" Dunebuggy.

It turns out he didn't do anything! We checked! Also ad space on his show is 15% off!

It's called the Kids in the Hall Aggressively Squatting Near a Collection of Guns and Cigarettes.

Ooh, a 6:30 second song with a 4 minute solo in the middle, this'll be perfect for karaoke!

Is there any sort of story about the Rock and Roll Hall of Fame other than "musician complains that other musician is not in the Rock and Roll Hall of Fame"?

Very cute but damn do I ever miss that song they used to have before stuff. That was the best station jingle ever. You know, this thing: https://www.youtube.com/wat…

And 1990's Captain America, though I guess that wouldn't count as a "real" attempt, what with the Captain America in it basically being a car thief on vacation.

I'm queer. This is offensive. It's lazy-ass slacktivism mixed with overtones of homophobia.

Well, ask the usual social justice questions. Would a picture of Putin in blackface be cool? Probably not, right? Because it's offensive to black people as well. So this picture could easily be offensive to queer people. "Keep that dictatorial shitbird outta my signifiers" they'd probably say.