Sorry, way too busy not sharing that picture of Beyonce she wants destroyed to also not share this image. I just don't have time, I need to find out why everyone's obsessed with these socks.

I just find myself wondering how many Apokalyptians we're gonna eventually see. Where will the line be drawn? Virmen Vunderbar? Mantis? I mean Granny Goodness and the Female Furies may be too much to wish for from any other director, but they could be incorporated as little more than unedited clips from Sucker…

Yep, and with great squirrel agility comes great squirrel agility responsibility.

Yeah, they're in the same boat. A long bitter fight in a box. If you
wanted all your friends to leave hating you you could pee on the hors
d'oeuvres.

So that board game discount doesn't work. Just putting that out there.

Sure, but Doreen in particular has a surprisingly extensive power set. She's basically exactly as strong and agile as Spider Man and also has endless access to squirrel armies, plus random other stuff like tunneling and claws. Factor in that her costume is face-revealing and you can't replicate her as a full…

My big worry is that all three of those characters have expensive powers to show on TV. Maybe Firestar could squeak by with generic yellow beams, but Squirrel Girl controls hundreds of squirrels. I bet her TV variation is just her and Tippy Toe, and her powers are a lot of shots of a squirrel chewing through some…

Is she tough? Listen bud
She's got partially squirrel blood!

Heck, even setting aside magic there was a whole D&D card game a ways back called Spellfire.

+3 to long bristly closeups.

Man I tried that a few weeks ago, that was not a good scene of dudes. Lots of people wearing heavily loaded fishing vests and MLP gear.

At this point Ken Burns is covering the edition war.

Has there been an episode yet called Snart of Darhkness?

There was something great about one of the guys pointing out that "pretend to forget names" humor is the worst kind, earnestly, after about 30 rounds of "Zardos? Zambon?" from Eric.

The rest of the breakdown: 10% June forgot everything but the ending so she wants to talk about the ending. 20% June thinks everyone in the movie looked really good. 20% June stolidly refusing to let Jason bait her into saying something weird. 10% Paul says something I guess. 10% you can't tell if the show has a…

Eh, I can only speak for my own show, but it's a free podcast. I'm not gonna apologize for wasting people's no money. If the worst thing that happened to them that day is that they listened to a free review of an RPG that turned out to be made up on the spot, they're not having that bad of a day.

For me it is! I love April Fools. It's a good day to get creative. Two years ago we did an hourlong review of a roleplaying game that didn't exist based on the Duckman TV show.

It's not even backlash really, it's all preemptive disregard.

Yeah, my podcast does a yearly April Fools show, generally aimed at entertainment over actually tricking people, and it's a ton of work, and it's always disheartening to log into twitter or whatever day of and see hundreds of people just calling it Asshole Day dispiritedly or whatever. Just reams of "If you like this…

My bad. Systemic racism keeps them on shelves instead of being bought, is the idea.