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Vinny Bruzzese
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He's the one that tends to shoot for the spacey jokes about conspiracy theories, right? That guy is okay.

They do some amazingly funny work but it's often soured by their rants against their own audience and too-heavy reliance on the same four or so jokes in their impression stable coming up over and over. Did someone mention any kind of liquid? Better haul this ship 270 degrees starboard to get in a Trump pee joke!

Yes, it's like We Hate Movies except it isn't acting like there's a bomb timer and the only way to cut the wire is to do the same Trump impression again.

D'yarr I hate the sea and everything in it.

He made a old-timey sailor's song out of beers and lemon juice? You sure he didn't make a shandy?

They want you to think he's a huge asshole. This is an origin story, so he's got to have a start point to change from.

Far too much Mario. Clearly the best stage ever is Clash Man from Mega Man 2, and the worst stage ever is the dam swim from the original NES TMNT.

Also this would make them very modular for bugs. There's whole scenes that take place in tire stores. In bug terms that'd be a bug going to the foot store to buy new feet.

So this is a reboot, right? Cause he died in that last one. Oh wait, is Superman coming back to life? Spoilers, DC. Bad show. Bad show all around.

He's not. He had a wife and a home. Scotsman was from the future. He just hated Aku. Although now that I think about it, there is a shot of him from 50 years into the future. He has a big white mustache and a gatling gun for a leg.

He was from the future and had a family and stuff. I figure we'll either see him in the form of a gravestone and a faded wanted poster of him being older, or alive in a King Conan homage.

I hope we get a shot of Jack at the Scotsman's grave.

The whole show was probably more blaxploitation than you are giving it credit for. The genre is a little like disco, in that most people only remember the biggest hits. There was a lot of other stuff too, and a lot of it was about shady local politics happening in backrooms, cops on the take, displays of cool sexy

Diamondback DID come out of a 70s cartoon series. Well, a comic anyway. I loved his portrayal because it was the exact sort of cool that 1972 would have offered. Slick, a little sexy, comedically evil.

"And whether she is decked out in high-end eveningwear borrowed without
permission or confronted with a mutating, translucent ectoplasmic
presence, Maureen never appears completely convinced of what she is
seeing or experiencing"

Oh man, no mention of Scruffy's porn? Zero-G Jugs? Extra-Long Hooters?

Oh, well yes. I thought the conversation was about the series in general.

You should rewatch the prison yard fight with that in mind. It's nothing but blurry shots of individual arms and legs twisting around. You can't tell what's going on from start to finish. It's especially funny because they follow it with Bruce bragging about how many men he counted as beaten during the fight. He

No, but they do drive around in a Jesse car.

You try being a good person and being named Dumbella.