The magician?

I have an Anker power plug. Stupid thing falls out of the wall socket under its own weight.

Good lord no. Having governing experience means previously having positions that can be exploited by your opponent. I think we'll see Republicans running a cartoon bald eagle by 2024. "He has no positions whatsoever, but at least he didn't approve any gay marriages! Also he was on Dancing with the Stars!"

I guess I'll have to cry without seeing #12.

I could continue to avoid headlines written with questions instead of answers in them, I guess.

I really do want to know what it's like to climb into Whoopie Goldberg's vagina and jump around. If only Fourvel wasn't so touchy about it!

His days may be numbered… in the millions, I hope!

Piffle, the best in San Francisco is about a third as good as the best in San Diego. Just head on down to Las Cuatro Milpas and make it happen.

Hearkens back to the day when Scooby Doo would have guest stars? Scooby Doo and WWE: Curse of the Speed Demon came out in August.

That just makes me wonder what Chet Haze's score is.

He's the guy who isn't Lee Pace, that's how I remember him.

Okay, so I don't watch this show, so when I read that it stumbled during its time jump in the headline, and then with the posing and outfits in the picture, my first thought was "wait, a time jump to the Old West? Okay I guess I'm in then."

He did it in the first X-Men movie.

Checking the categories of acceptable Oscar best film noms…. oh hey reclusive British geniuses! This might actually have a shot.

I did!

It has upsides and downsides. Kingpin vs. Spider Man in the comics is always like "I've invested in a bunch of robots and super-thugs you have to fight, Spider Man. They look really expensive, like movie budget expensive" which is great for a movie, but then to have him go back to just yelling and eating omelettes…

So Adam Sandler doesn't have long hair, but that wig makes Samberg look like Sandler. That's weird.

When Hfuhruhurr says "we is the master race"
We heil! Heil! Right in Hfuhruhurr's face.

There's a pretty sizeable number of gay dudes that associate with that volleyball scene. When you're gay sometimes you gotta take your eroticism where you can find it, there's not a lot made for you, especially then. Also, c'mon, Playing with the Boys? https://www.youtube.com/wat…

What? A one-man show about me would be boring and self-indulgent? That's fine, you're right. I'll just make it about someone everyone loves… Mark Twain! I bet he'd have a lot of crazy opinions about world situation today, and I bet they'd basically be the opinions I was going to say in my other show, but delivered…