You're implying Scarlett's not one?

It's cold enough to freeze your winnebago!

It's cold enough to freeze your winnebago!

That was epic. =D

That was epic. =D

"My ex-girlfriend called me boring! I'll counter that by getting my picture taken with the most boring R&B artist of the new millenium!"

"My ex-girlfriend called me boring! I'll counter that by getting my picture taken with the most boring R&B artist of the new millenium!"

I love rain boots! I'm always tempted to buy a pair when I see them in stores, but we rarely get significant rain where I live.

I love rain boots! I'm always tempted to buy a pair when I see them in stores, but we rarely get significant rain where I live.

My Republican propaganda buddies have been eerily quiet today too. Maybe they're all too busy getting Canadian VISAs to comment on Facebook.

My Republican propaganda buddies have been eerily quiet today too. Maybe they're all too busy getting Canadian VISAs to comment on Facebook.

Bright green appletini. The drink of patriots!

Bright green appletini. The drink of patriots!

My husband has a similar reaction. "I don't go to Taco Bell to eat healthy gourmet food! I go there because I hate myself!"

My husband has a similar reaction. "I don't go to Taco Bell to eat healthy gourmet food! I go there because I hate myself!"

She's working her little fingers to the bone!

She's working her little fingers to the bone!

If Tom Cruise doesn't stop me. I've heard he's touchy about that sort of thing.

If Tom Cruise doesn't stop me. I've heard he's touchy about that sort of thing.

Keanu Reeves and Sandra Bullock to the rescue!