I dunno. I'm more familiar with (frozen) yogurt butt.

Fuckin' Dave. Always with the killing!

Ironically, watching Miley Cyrus twerk is the cure for priapism.

Lots of weddings and newborn babies on my feed this week. It was all Miley the last week or two. Facebook Friends, you're growin' up…

Looking at him and his career, you'd think he had it all. I guess depression doesn't discriminate.

"Applause" sounds a lot like Madonna's "Girls Gone Wild," but I imagine that's just coincidence because no one in her right mind would rip off Current Madonna.

Plastic Surgery Has Made Me Unrecognizable Magazine.

Me too. I'd been pronouncing it "John Throatwarbler Mangrove."

Yeah. I liked it too. Tried that style about two years ago, and.. well, I think you have to be Audrey Tautou to make it work.

It's happening again…

Bruce Willis as Little Nicky.

This is a damn good comment!

It was stranger to have so many Americans playing Brits in Les Miserables.

I, sadly, thought her variety show was really funny when I was ten or eleven. The shame… it persists.

Johnny Depp so bald when he showers, he gets brainwashed! He so bald, when he braids his hair, it looks like he got stitches! Ah snap! Johnny Depp so bald, you can see what's on his mind!

Actually, I'd love to see Singled Out reincarnated with the Jenny of today — yammering about Indigo Children and the dangers of childhood vaccinations.

Actually, I'd love to see Singled Out reincarnated with the Jenny of today — yammering about Indigo Children and the dangers of childhood vaccinations.

Try as I might to get my non-body to undulate to this paragraph, the writing does literally nothing to stir my palpitating pink carnation.

Try as I might to get my non-body to undulate to this paragraph, the writing does literally nothing to stir my palpitating pink carnation.

You're implying Scarlett's not one?