The inflight version of Final Destination is ten minutes long and ends with a dance number.

I had a history professor in college who started openly weeping when he told the story about Lindbergh's son's disappearance. That made for an awkward class…

I had a history professor in college who started openly weeping when he told the story about Lindbergh's son's disappearance. That made for an awkward class…

Preposterous!

Preposterous!

Easy and largely safe?

Easy and largely safe?

Harumph. I was hoping there would be coverage too. The reviews for Original Recipe Project Runway were like a good cup of coffee to start my Friday mornings right.

Harumph. I was hoping there would be coverage too. The reviews for Original Recipe Project Runway were like a good cup of coffee to start my Friday mornings right.

C'est la meme chose…

C'est la meme chose…

How offensive! The preferred feminist nomenclature is "tittays"!

How offensive! The preferred feminist nomenclature is "tittays"!

::handheld saw with a violin bow::

::handheld saw with a violin bow::

*spits tobacky*

*spits tobacky*

I use the skins of the softest, most expensive farm-bred minks. The best part is that they're totally disposable!

I use the skins of the softest, most expensive farm-bred minks. The best part is that they're totally disposable!

Sings: I don't wanna wait… for you to squeal like a piggy…