"Seasons in the Sun" is such a perfect choice. I could see that song being used as the theme music to someone's violent nervous breakdown.

Lil Wayne maybe?

Lil Wayne maybe?

I believe the PC term now is "penguins."

I believe the PC term now is "penguins."

Blasier? Yeah. It was pretty sweet.

Blasier? Yeah. It was pretty sweet.

He's tatumly a channing fella.

He's tatumly a channing fella.

In this sequel, Cap's helmet will be replaced by a fleecy deerstalker cap. Pom-pom on top is optional.

In this sequel, Cap's helmet will be replaced by a fleecy deerstalker cap. Pom-pom on top is optional.

Oooh-oooh, I wish you could meet my girlfriend
My girlfriend who lives in Canada
She couldn't be sweeter! I wish you could meet 'er!
My girlfriend who lives in Canada!

Oooh-oooh, I wish you could meet my girlfriend
My girlfriend who lives in Canada
She couldn't be sweeter! I wish you could meet 'er!
My girlfriend who lives in Canada!

Poutine for everyone!

Poutine for everyone!

Imagine there's no heaven. It's easy if you try. No hell below us. Above us only sky. And yet I still masturbate.

Imagine there's no heaven. It's easy if you try. No hell below us. Above us only sky. And yet I still masturbate.

Rerd Rern is mah fravrit RL Stern berk!

Rerd Rern is mah fravrit RL Stern berk!

What if it's made out of rubber?