What if it's made out of rubber?

They're actually in the background of the video. Huddled together for warmth.

They're actually in the background of the video. Huddled together for warmth.

They're probably better people than the friends Justin actually has, if this filmmaking asshole is any example.

They're probably better people than the friends Justin actually has, if this filmmaking asshole is any example.

"Um, before I answer that, I've got to know… Are you a cop?"

"Um, before I answer that, I've got to know… Are you a cop?"

My cable company killed my casual viewership of G4 about a year ago.

My cable company killed my casual viewership of G4 about a year ago.

The Girl with the Flaggin' Tattoo

The Girl with the Flaggin' Tattoo

I got real weirded out when the Nickelodeon logo came up after all the swearing and raunch in the trailer. Nick had slightly more edge than Disney when I was a kid, but it was still Good Burger and Harriet the Spy kind of stuff.

I got real weirded out when the Nickelodeon logo came up after all the swearing and raunch in the trailer. Nick had slightly more edge than Disney when I was a kid, but it was still Good Burger and Harriet the Spy kind of stuff.

Ha'a sl' o' 'za, bro!

Ha'a sl' o' 'za, bro!

Hubby makes my skin crawl, but not as much as Wifey.

Hubby makes my skin crawl, but not as much as Wifey.

Also like Cadbury, his are filled with bright yellow creme.

Also like Cadbury, his are filled with bright yellow creme.

I think you need to become a professional bullshit interpreter. That was fantastic.