I think you need to become a professional bullshit interpreter. That was fantastic.

"Hi Justin. I like your music more than chemo! Just a little more though!"

"Hi Justin. I like your music more than chemo! Just a little more though!"

High five, girlfriend!

High five, girlfriend!

I think of Zelda any time The Wizard of Oz is mentioned because of her pictures of Oz, the Gweat and Tewwible. *shudder*

I think of Zelda any time The Wizard of Oz is mentioned because of her pictures of Oz, the Gweat and Tewwible. *shudder*

Pascow was scarier than Zelda to me. I found him very unsettling.

Pascow was scarier than Zelda to me. I found him very unsettling.

The soil of a man's haht is stoni-ah, Louis.

The soil of a man's haht is stoni-ah, Louis.

And that's okay. He sleeps all night and he works all day.

And that's okay. He sleeps all night and he works all day.

Or "Origami Rose" from Project Runway, whom everyone else knows about.

Or "Origami Rose" from Project Runway, whom everyone else knows about.

In between the whippings, I imagine.

In between the whippings, I imagine.

He sells Real Estate now. Had to rebel somehow…

He sells Real Estate now. Had to rebel somehow…

*vomits profusely*