Was your goal to become a strawberry?

Verocilecter? I hardly know 'er!

Verocilecter? I hardly know 'er!

Mr. Brody has a contract with the CIA that designates him the official banger of any and all cloned and/or alien lifeforms.

Mr. Brody has a contract with the CIA that designates him the official banger of any and all cloned and/or alien lifeforms.

Feathers would have rendered the raptors too adorable. It would be like Big Bird ripping a bunch of scientists apart… How can you get angry at him for it?

Feathers would have rendered the raptors too adorable. It would be like Big Bird ripping a bunch of scientists apart… How can you get angry at him for it?

Which came first? The reverse-engineered dinosaur or the test-tube?

Which came first? The reverse-engineered dinosaur or the test-tube?

I can't wait to adopt my very own lap mammoth!

I can't wait to adopt my very own lap mammoth!

Amber is nature's tupperwear.

Amber is nature's tupperwear.

*chomp*

*chomp*

That human/bat/dolphin hybrid thing in Splice is still plausible though, right?

That human/bat/dolphin hybrid thing in Splice is still plausible though, right?

What?

What?

Science is magic. Much like Jesus.