Science is magic. Much like Jesus.

I'm an arachnophobe too, but I figure "He's trapped in amber. He probably can't get me."

I'm an arachnophobe too, but I figure "He's trapped in amber. He probably can't get me."

I think it's a mixed bag. My parents have a shih-tzu who is kind of dopey but pretty and non-smelly. The one we had when I was a child smelled like it crawled out of the Pet Semetery, but that dog was a little criminal mastermind.

I think it's a mixed bag. My parents have a shih-tzu who is kind of dopey but pretty and non-smelly. The one we had when I was a child smelled like it crawled out of the Pet Semetery, but that dog was a little criminal mastermind.

Nothing got me in doubled-over hysterics like the list of college football players from last week, but I chuckled pretty steadily throughout the whole show.

Nothing got me in doubled-over hysterics like the list of college football players from last week, but I chuckled pretty steadily throughout the whole show.

Thankfully this movie is coming out this weekend, so I can quit cooing at the screen whenever the dog appears in the commercials. Shih-tzus bring that out of me involuntarily.

Thankfully this movie is coming out this weekend, so I can quit cooing at the screen whenever the dog appears in the commercials. Shih-tzus bring that out of me involuntarily.

I thought it was about the man who invented left-handed scissors… and the hordes of left-handed psychopaths who learned to kill with them.

I thought it was about the man who invented left-handed scissors… and the hordes of left-handed psychopaths who learned to kill with them.

What's going on with so many good-to-great movies being released in October this year? October usually rivals January as the bad movie dumping ground.

What's going on with so many good-to-great movies being released in October this year? October usually rivals January as the bad movie dumping ground.

Wasn't that (more or less) the premise of The House at the End of the Street? The trailers to that one, this film, and The Possession have all been so similar to me that I have a hard time keeping their film titles straight.

Wasn't that (more or less) the premise of The House at the End of the Street? The trailers to that one, this film, and The Possession have all been so similar to me that I have a hard time keeping their film titles straight.

Change? Do you have any change? Chaaaaaange?

Change? Do you have any change? Chaaaaaange?

I just love the idea that "The Milkman" might have been picked as the villain simply to frame the story around that old joke.

I just love the idea that "The Milkman" might have been picked as the villain simply to frame the story around that old joke.

That's the part that kicked this episode into the "great" category for me.