Starring Anne Heche as Van Sant in Hitchcock jowel prosthesis.

*stabs watermelon for sound effect, swirls chocolate syrup down the drain*

*stabs watermelon for sound effect, swirls chocolate syrup down the drain*

*steps into own caricatured profile*

*steps into own caricatured profile*

You wouldn't even have to worry about him haunting you, what with the athiesm….

You wouldn't even have to worry about him haunting you, what with the athiesm….

I usually wax my kerfuffle.

I usually wax my kerfuffle.

Those underhanded lefties!

Those underhanded lefties!

One of his Costanza quotes must have been riddled with n- and f- words that triggered the new mods.

One of his Costanza quotes must have been riddled with n- and f- words that triggered the new mods.

I am a fan of both crickets and bats.

I am a fan of both crickets and bats.

Those shoes sound like they'll be super fun when you're done!

Those shoes sound like they'll be super fun when you're done!

I'll keep my fingers crossed for you.

I'll keep my fingers crossed for you.

I've wondered about that. I was a fan of Fake Christopher Walken for a while, but that account was deleted pretty shortly after its debut.