I've wondered about that. I was a fan of Fake Christopher Walken for a while, but that account was deleted pretty shortly after its debut.

*bobs face down*

*bobs face down*

Her incredible sex was secretly videotaped by her boyfriend and put on the internet. A passenger on her father's plane was watching that porn on his Iphone while the plane was in flight. The use of internet on his handheld device caused the plane's steering to malfunction, leading to a fiery crash killing her father.

Her incredible sex was secretly videotaped by her boyfriend and put on the internet. A passenger on her father's plane was watching that porn on his Iphone while the plane was in flight. The use of internet on his handheld device caused the plane's steering to malfunction, leading to a fiery crash killing her father.

My first college roommate did that stuff, but she was batshit.

My first college roommate did that stuff, but she was batshit.

I also forgot "made up."

I also forgot "made up."

I find it highly suspect that any teenager is capable of having "incredible" sex. I believe the only available options are "embarrassing" and "clumsy."

I find it highly suspect that any teenager is capable of having "incredible" sex. I believe the only available options are "embarrassing" and "clumsy."

What orifice is it NOT slang for?

What orifice is it NOT slang for?

Never smoke a doobie with your other idiot hippie friends

Never smoke a doobie with your other idiot hippie friends

Well, I'll miss the segments on The Soup about one of many ridiculous shows I don't watch.

Well, I'll miss the segments on The Soup about one of many ridiculous shows I don't watch.

Yes. She's eminently practical and yet appropriate as always.

Yes. She's eminently practical and yet appropriate as always.

He's a GD American hero!