Very true.

Dame Judi is going blind, apparently. :(

Dame Judi is going blind, apparently. :(

That's good, but what can we call the porn version?

That's good, but what can we call the porn version?

Not really. I bust heads and jump away from explosions all day long, but I only make 70 cents to the dollar of male action heroes.

Not really. I bust heads and jump away from explosions all day long, but I only make 70 cents to the dollar of male action heroes.

The Expendables… for her pleasure.

The Expendables… for her pleasure.

That happens to me almost every time I see horror movie sequels on Netflix.

That happens to me almost every time I see horror movie sequels on Netflix.

It's like a controversy within a comment within the AV Club within a DREAM.

It's like a controversy within a comment within the AV Club within a DREAM.

I think that's called "Poon."

I think that's called "Poon."

I'm a third degree black belt in waif fu!

I'm a third degree black belt in waif fu!

I'd watch if Daddy decided Barney needed to ride the comet with them.

I'd watch if Daddy decided Barney needed to ride the comet with them.

You stopped the story just as it was getting hot…