You stopped the story just as it was getting hot…

Identical twins.

Identical twins.

It turns out that the narrator guy conceived his children asexually through spores.

It turns out that the narrator guy conceived his children asexually through spores.

I would tune into every show.

I would tune into every show.

I've somehow never heard a single song by Mumford & Sons.

I've somehow never heard a single song by Mumford & Sons.

I am, actually.

I am, actually.

In Communist Russia brains blow YOU!

In Communist Russia brains blow YOU!

A pussy tiff.

A pussy tiff.

Where the wind comes sweeping through the veins….

Where the wind comes sweeping through the veins….

Gristle enthusiasts?

Gristle enthusiasts?

It's semi-erect.