It's semi-erect.

Dave Matthews Band is eternal. The girls I know can't help but spread 'em when "Ants Marching" starts to play.

Dave Matthews Band is eternal. The girls I know can't help but spread 'em when "Ants Marching" starts to play.

Hola, mi llamo Mitón Romney. Mi bronceado es muy guapo.

Hola, mi llamo Mitón Romney. Mi bronceado es muy guapo.

Even his bellybutton is flexing.

Even his bellybutton is flexing.

I was about to make that joke with Madonna. Them's some veiny people…

I was about to make that joke with Madonna. Them's some veiny people…

I've been around since 1986, but you don't see me bragging about it.

I've been around since 1986, but you don't see me bragging about it.

They tried to make me go to rehab, and I said… Meh, Okay.

They tried to make me go to rehab, and I said… Meh, Okay.

Cue "punk" version of "I Can See Clearer Now… The Rain is Gone…"

Cue "punk" version of "I Can See Clearer Now… The Rain is Gone…"

Well…. dookie!

Well…. dookie!

All parts. It would have been a one man show the likes of which Hollywood had never seen!

All parts. It would have been a one man show the likes of which Hollywood had never seen!

It's lucky that I live near the clinic. Where else could I get so much paper for all of my origami cranes?