I've found that constant anxiety is the spark that keeps romance alive.

After the birth of my first child: "Sure, this is an important moment in my life, but it's certainly not on the level of watching City Slickers…"

After the birth of my first child: "Sure, this is an important moment in my life, but it's certainly not on the level of watching City Slickers…"

dique baguette

dique baguette

My entire high school stint had that same vibe to it.

My entire high school stint had that same vibe to it.

"After you have become a wallflower, then you have my permission to die!"

"After you have become a wallflower, then you have my permission to die!"

Reading "On the Road" after having read "Fear and Loathing" was a huge let-down. "What kind of road trip is this without a multi-colored galaxy of pills?"

Reading "On the Road" after having read "Fear and Loathing" was a huge let-down. "What kind of road trip is this without a multi-colored galaxy of pills?"

Hey now! Don't besmirch the good name of Bumblefuck, Nebraska!

Hey now! Don't besmirch the good name of Bumblefuck, Nebraska!

What's wrong with Olly?

What's wrong with Olly?

The pandas are coming, so hide under your bed! The pandas are coming! They'll rip your ass to shreds!

The pandas are coming, so hide under your bed! The pandas are coming! They'll rip your ass to shreds!

But is this legitimate seasonal rape?

But is this legitimate seasonal rape?

Damn! I guess I still haven't had a true shepherd's pie!